The rowing eight came to the docks
Clear winners, such muscular jocks,
They'd rowed with such pace
Took their medals with grace,
And then the Mayor's wife kissed their cox!
A long jumper from Lichtenstein
Got drunk in a bar, and cried "Nein,
I've run and I've jumped
But I've never been humped,"
(Ten spectator girls formed a line!)
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